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Fruit Salad Tree

April 1, 2013 - GrowOrganic
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Video Transcript
Hi I'm Tricia, an organic gardener. I grow organically for a healthy and safe food supply, for a clean and sustainable environment, for an enjoyable and rewarding experience. I love fruit, all kinds of fruit but it can be troublesome to grow all the plants with all the different cultural requirements. So why not grow all the fruit on one tree, this is a fruit salad or Kaizetsu tree as it's called in its native Japan. The tree produces oranges, mangoes, bananas, apples, peaches and more even avocados i never quite know what this tree is going to produce look at this we have a watermelon coming out of the suckers of the tree, last year I got a crop of prickly pears. Oh these trees can be really difficult to find and to grow but they're worth it. In order to germinate, the seeds need to be planted when Saturn, Venus and Neptune are conjunct on a Tuesday in April at precisely five forty two in the afternoon. You need to have a special app or an atomic watch because the timing needs to be exact the trees are very sensitive to celestial vibrations. The seeds must be planted one hang loose deep if your hang loose is my size. These trees are native to Yagashiri Island and are normally hardy to zone seven but their hardy to zone four on weekends and holidays and all throughout the month of May This tree is six years old and they begin to bear fruit at four years old but only if you sing it a lullaby every third Thursday at sunset. My tree loves the lullaby Hushaby. (singing) In order to get plentiful and varied fruits I like to foliar feed my tree with organic free range mouse tears. Pests of the fruit salad tree are a concern, they've actually never been spotted but according to theoretical physics they must exist. I find circling the tree three times clockwise wearing a Marie Antoinette wig and singing the Marseille's is the best way to ward off these pests. Enjoy this challenging and rewarding tree and April Fools!

linda Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 1:12 pm

Great April Fools video! Love your site, its nice to see you have a sense of humor too!

Kim Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 3:36 pm

That was so funny, thank you for the laugh. So… how much are they? And I can’t sing on the 3rd thursday of the month, that could be a problem. hahaha smile

Patricia Carlson Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 3:42 pm

That was cute!  It helps gardeners to laugh at themselves about all the various concerns we have about planting—which zones, etc. But deep down, don’t we all wish that there was such a tree?!

Elaine Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 3:50 pm

That was hysterical.  Free range mouse tears.  Bwahahaha

love the grapes and the pineapple.  hee hee

Bo Lasquis Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 4:06 pm

Does it self-pollinate?

Wait, is that 5:42 PM local time or Greenwich time?

I can’t sing La Marseillaise in French but I can sing Oh Canada in Portuguese, will that work?

What a gas. The best part is watching Tricia on the verge of busting out laughing at several points.

Lana Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 4:23 pm

What fun!  Thanks, I loved the creativity - celestial vibrations, free range mouse tears!  One of your best videos yet.

Elizabeth I. Bird Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 4:38 pm

What fun.  You had me believing.

Jane Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 5:00 pm

This is so funny! I love the Marie Antoinnette hat with the Marseilles (Sp??). Always enjoy your videos even though we now are in the desert. Bon appetit!

Vance Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 5:20 pm

Great video! Only problem is that there are still going to be people who try to find these trees!

Mike Gardner Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 5:23 pm

Hah! When you’ve seen as many Trish Videos as I have have you can tell she is better at the UP & UP. Love your Vids, love your service, spin that compost like a dervish.

Dolly Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 5:34 pm

Cute!!!!!!

Dianne Edgett Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 5:38 pm

Love this! Very creative video!

Trent Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 7:51 pm

You got us! Me and my wife. I thought I had escape today’s ritual of being an April Fool

Maggie McKaig Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 8:34 pm

I loved it!  What a fantastic film.  Thanks so much for taking the time to do it, for bringing some laughter into this crazy world.

Jeff Adams Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 9:28 pm

Funny…Saw it coming the from the beginning…just wondered how long u would continue…but still entertained.

I love ur vids…and enthusiasm…
(April Fools ! smile

No, just kiddin;...I really DO love them…keep ‘em comin !
smile

Kim Cohen Says:
Apr 1st, 2013 at 11:37 pm

How wonderfully original and fun!  Thank you!

Dianne Says:
Apr 2nd, 2013 at 10:03 am

That was great!  I loved it, you made my day!

anne white Says:
Apr 2nd, 2013 at 10:55 am

ah! you got me! really, I meant it.  your video is very cute! I watched and wondered ...until you said ‘April Fool’ at the end grin

Sandia Nichole Says:
Apr 2nd, 2013 at 11:34 am

... totally organic ... and totally wonderful—> 
keep up the good ... you ALL rock smile !!!

Heather Says:
Apr 3rd, 2013 at 3:11 pm

What did you do with the prickly pear last year?  I suppose it has something to do with why the mouse was crying those free range tears… Hmmm…  :-D

DiAnne Sundberg Says:
Apr 3rd, 2013 at 10:24 pm

Loved it! Great! lol

Purnima Says:
Apr 4th, 2013 at 9:08 pm

How creative! we love to watch it again and again and of course LAUGH!!!!!
long live this tree!!!!!

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