Make America Organic Again: Tricia’s Garden Party Presidential Campaign

Hello, fellow gardeners! I’m Tricia, a proud organic gardener, and I’m officially announcing my candidacy for president under the Garden Party banner. Together with my running mate, Cesar (my energetic and enthusiastic canine companion), we’re here to Make America Organic Again.

A Vision for Equality in the Garden

In my administration, all plants—whether perennial or annual, deciduous or evergreen—will be treated equally. Every plant deserves an equal opportunity to grow, bloom, and thrive. Hydration inequality will become a thing of the past. Instead of relying on inefficient sprinklers that only water one percent of plants, I’ll install drip irrigation to ensure the other 99% receive the water they need. Say goodbye to trickle-down hydration, and hello to equal access for all!

Universal Organic Care for All Plants

It’s heartbreaking to see plants struggle due to nutrient deficiencies or pest invasions. Under my leadership, every plant will have access to organic fertilizers and essential nutrients. Universal care will be a reality in every garden. For pest issues, I’ll deploy beneficial insects like ladybugs and lacewings to protect your crops naturally.

Building Walls of Protection

Yes, I will build a wall—a protective wall of row covers to shield plants from frost, wind, and harsh elements. It will be secured with the best clamps available, ensuring the safety of America’s gardens.

A Green Future

An organic America is a thriving America. By prioritizing sustainable gardening practices, we’ll cultivate a cleaner environment, healthier harvests, and a richer future.

Vote for the Garden Party and join us in making history. Together, we can Make America Organic Again!

In this video, Tricia shares her plan for making America organic again!.... April Fool's!