How to Plant a Tennis Ball Tree
Gardening isn't just for humans anymore! Join Caesar and Arya as they take a paws-on approach to planting their very own "tennis ball tree." In this fun and whimsical guide, you'll learn all the "ruff" steps to creating a magical garden of your dreams.
Step 1: Choose the Perfect Spot
Find a sunny location with good drainage. As Caesar says, "Pick a spot where you can lift your leg comfortably!" This will be the ideal home for your tennis ball tree.
Step 2: Dig the Hole
Grab your digging tools—or if you're like Caesar, get someone else to do it! Dig a hole deep enough to bury your "seed ball." Make sure the hole is big enough for those bouncing dreams to grow.
Step 3: Plant the Ball
Place the tennis ball in the hole, cover it with soil, and give it a good pat down. Remember to water and fertilize the area to help your "tree" thrive. (We recommend using organic fertilizers like this all-purpose mix.)
Step 4: Wait for It to Grow
Waiting is the hardest part. Be patient as your "tree" grows and blooms into a delightful tennis ball haven. Take a nap like Tricia while you wait—dreaming of endless games of fetch!
Step 5: Enjoy the Harvest
Once the "tree" has matured, it’s time for the fun! Gather your friends and celebrate your new backyard bounty of tennis balls.
Of course, this is all in good fun—April Fools! There may not be a real tennis ball tree, but the joy of gardening and spending time outdoors with loved ones (both furry and human) is no joke. So, get outside, dig in the dirt, and always remember to Grow Organic for Life!